Funny English SMS
رسائل إنجليزية مضحكة
رسائل إنجليزية مضحكة
(1)
When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only i suffer ha ha ha
(2)
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat cat, 20 seconds cat Now read it all without the word cat
(3)
A good friend is like a computer
I 'enter' ur life,
'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!
(4)
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended...
and even if mended
a crack is always there
(5)
Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(6)
What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death...
E = End of life
(7)
Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure
(8)
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too?
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on
you ?
I hope you like it
When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only i suffer ha ha ha
(2)
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat cat, 20 seconds cat Now read it all without the word cat
(3)
A good friend is like a computer
I 'enter' ur life,
'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!
(4)
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended...
and even if mended
a crack is always there
(5)
Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(6)
What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death...
E = End of life
(7)
Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure
(8)
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too?
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on
you ?
I hope you like it
